Cinema? More Like Personality Trait
From cinematic masterpieces to absolute chaos I can’t stop quoting, this is my ever-growing collection of movies I love, watch obsessively, or pretend I discovered before they got cool.
Here are my most recent 4 watches.
Superman 2025
This is how a Superman movie should make you feel. Good, just good. I feel happy watching this movie, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Sure, it gets a little over the top sometimes, but that’s what you get when you’re rebooting a universe for the tenth time.
Opus
Rating
Four Stars
Date Watched
07/15/2025
Letterbox Review
That might be the most bald bald person I’ve seen in a long time.
I feel like they make one of these movies at least once every year. Get Out spawned a million copies of itself, and that goes to show how great that movie was, but this… this is not that
Until Dawn
Rating
Two Stars
Date Watched
07/15/2025
Letterbox Review
Why stuff her in a beanbag? Why was she bloated? I have questions and this movie thinks weirdness is enough but I need Answers dammit.
I never played the game, but I always hear great things, and if it's as good as they say, I can only imagine how letdown fans of the game feel watching this movie. No hate to the people who made this, but I feel like they gave up on the monsters and just decided to put wendigos everywhere.
Jurassic World Rebirth
Rating
Three Stars
Date Watched
07/09/2025
Letterbox Review
Wendigo this, wendigo that, wendi-go to the polls.
It comes as no secret to people who know me that I love dinosaurs, which is why, once again, I’m so disappointed. I hated all the characters and didn’t care what happened to them, and don’t even get me started on the forehead dinosaur! I’m pissed.
Rating
Three Stars
Date Watched
07/06/2025
Letterbox Review
Damn you Snickers